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A day of porqué

What I’d love to one day accomplish, it’s a crazy madcap fantasy really, is to get all the world screaming “porqué” at the same moment in time once each year. NYC, Tokyo, Budapest, Vladivostock, Cape Town, Paris, Atlanta, Bogota, everywhere all the same time get out of the house and scream “PORQUE!!!” as loud as […]

It’s not a French movie

If this were a movie, maybe a French movie where people act in implausible ways and say trite things like as if they meant something more meaningful, it might almost be believeable. It might almost make some sort of sense.
How did it start. It started with an email. It started when I got tired of […]

Painting a picture

I’ve started seeing in all the memories where she was saying/doing/meaning something completly opposite of how I took it…and the great tragedy was that my past and my mind could only see those things in a negative way.
How sad. I can’t believe that was me. It’s been like watching an implausible movie and thinking the […]

The sudden unexpected release

Last night I had the most curious experience. I was writing yesterday in Epic and I met a guy making a movie. We chatted and I might end up crewing on it. Later I wandered around the closest thing Tucson has to a downtown, trying to spy something that might intrigue me, might engage me […]

Almost done I think

I think my sad tale of a lost love is almost done. A few more stories and it will probably be over. I think then I might have gotten this phase out of my system.
Then what?
That is an unknown. That is the question that plagues and terrifies me.
A whole new phase I guess.

Things they don’t tell you

There is some stuff you’re absolutely supposed to experience in high school or college at the latest.
get beat up by other guys
have a woman destroy you
fight those guys back
have a woman love you
have your pants fall off during a speech
No one tells you this though. It’s supposed to just happen. You’re supposed to just […]

What is obvious to everyone and me too

By the way, if anyone is reading this, I realize that this is really pathetic. It’s okay. Come back in a few weeks or months and there will be some comedy here again. Or something. I’m not quite sure what yet.
Right now, I’ve got to make a public showing, standing on a soap box as […]

Vince the Paranoid Potbellied Pig

Vince the Paranoid Potbellied Pig would wear a tin foil hat to ward off the CIA mind control rays telling him to head down the chute.
He’d be a great mascot for a secret society. A society devoted to the creation of a new world order based on the wearing on tin foil hats.
A t-shirt idea: […]

Tear Down the Wall

People so rarely listen to each other. Why ruin the story in our heads with perspective when we can build them out and make those ravenous creatures live.
We talk, we prattle, and the words zoom past. We can’t the see the rushing words, the torrent of meaning. We can’t feel the gentle breath flittering by. […]