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Some Things I Miss

Here are some things I miss in this newly shorn state…
The smell of her at night. Anytime really, but it was at night, in an embrace, standing anywhere at all, that it was most intoxicating. Related, a head butt. Kind of like what cats do to each other and people they like, touching foreheads together [...]

OH! I’m sorry! I had the chicken!

I was sitting with Dave here in Epic Cafe and he had to go pee. That’s what happens when you drink a lot of coffee.
He went and got the chicken so he could go to the bathroom.
In this place they keep the key to the bathroom attached to a rubber chicken.
Chicken grabbed [...]

Stories

Here’s an idle theory I came up with awhile ago and have only recently started telling other people. I think it’s a fun game to play when you’re alone too.
The basic notion is that human minds create explanations to the events they encounter. Our minds are information understanders. When we were struggling to survive on [...]