No, it’s not this movie (what the hell is wrong with Todd Solenz anyway?) .
I’m happy because last week I noticed people were searching for “nipples galore” and hitting EWAV. I posted about it and now, after a week of Googley goodness and search engine vagaries EWAV shows up second in the list.
That’s about the greatest thing I could imagine. This mess of my mind spewed out all over the web is, according to Google, nearly the quintessence of “nipples galore”.
It’s so freaking great I can’t stand it!
One day [insert evil hand rubbing here]…one day…ALL nipples searches will point to EWAV!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[note: it’s not easy to write an evil maniacal laugh]
[Update! Extra! Extra! Read all about nipples!]
EWAV is number five on Yahoo search of “nipples galore”.
Soon when the world thinks nipples it will think EWAV!
You had all better be nice to me or when the revolution comes there will be no nipples for you!
And The Nipple Revolution will come. Mark my words. It will come in the form of milk men wearing pointy nipple shaped hats that will shoot a viscous liquid to subdue the rioting fermenting masses. It will come in the form of ice tray weilding maniacs attacking strangers on the busses. The revolution will not be televised because of FCC restrictions on the showing of perky happy nipples on TV.
[insert bongos beating out a meaningful jazzy beat poetry rythm]
You will not be able to stay home brother
You will not be able to ice them, turn on, or whip em out
You will not be able to lose yourself in porn
Or commercials or skip out for milk and condoms
Because the revolution will not be televised
The revolution will not be televised
Because of FCC restrictions and bombings
Bombings by the crazed religious right who hate their nipples
The revolution will show you pictures of nipples
Happy and carefree in the breeze
While madmen decry the obscenity that everyone
has plastered to their chests, that everyone plays with
The revolution will not be televised
The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-iced re-run brothers
The revolution will be live…and perky.