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The Aristocrats: A review

Posted on Thursday 1 September 2005

I just saw the movie The Aristocrats and it’s well worth seeing if only just to watch funny people crack themselves up.

The editing and camera was pretty crappy and seems to be the result of a bad idea gone awry but otherwise you can’t help but love Gilbert Gottfried giving an explanation as to why anally fisting a young girl with a thick longshoreman’s arm might cause bleeding.

Also, Lewis Black’s meta-analysis of Hollywood in the guise of the joke was brilliant too, as well as Sarah Silverman’s story about how Joe Franklin once helped her practice her family’s act in his office.

So, in my review of this movie I’d give it a “father’s hard cock in his baby boy’s ass while the mother fucks the nine year old daughter with the weiner dog covered in ketchup as their dead grandparents flaming rotting heads are juggled by a mime who’s slowly putting his own head up the mother’s cunt who’s jamming a 13inch dildo into the father’s mouth” thumb up my own ass!

Another curious thing about them talking is that they all use the nightmarish “comedy” of Gallagher as a reference point for exploding bodily fluids. I’m not sure what that means about American culture it’s can’t be any good though as Gallagher was mentioned in Revelations as a horseman of the Apocalypse.

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