Two lines I just heard on NPR in a story about Haiti I heard on 3/9/04 that I noticed today when I was archiving and cleaning up voluminous old emails.
“I went out to get some hair extensions and the men started shooting at me.”
“Men trampled women and small children to get to the microwaveable pizzas.”
I can see it now, including a wrestling match. Pow, bam, smack, kapow. In a dream sequence the angry siamese twin hires a hitman to do away with the other. Only too late they realize a dead attached twin would be like a large tumor is a heavy load to carry around. Forces them to make believe the dead twin has narcolepsy .
(by the way on a discovery channel there was a show…for real…a woman who had a 158 pound tumor that grew on her back. She was unable to walk and was dying till they removed it whoa! Totally amazing)