Moments ago I was in a discussion with a paranoid bastard who hangs out in Epic Cafe in Tucson. I don’t remember his name but he holds court with the “conspiracy” crowd that talks about the government and the military and all the bad things they do. And don’t forget about the aliens. The aliens are always invovled in every conspiracy.
It seems he thought two kids who were trying to figure out how to use a camera were taking pictures
of him and were from “defense intelligence” and he was incensed that they were in here. I explained that they were just playing with the camera and taking test pictures in macro mode.
He thinks I’m crazy for not seeing the clever ruse. I think he now thinks I’m part of the conspiracy. He’ll be watching me. Later I’m going to try to get a picture of him just to make him more paranoid.
And then write something down.
He won’t be paranoid about this unless he sees it and I think he’s too paranoid to look.
Maybe one day I’ll tell him about port scanners and other sundry hacking tools and we’ll see his head explode. And that will be kind of cool.
Everyone is after him man! Don’t look behind you but I’m pretty sure that DIA.
What you should do is have a friend dress up like one of the men from the Men In Black” movies and just have your friend stare at the man, holding a coffee, just sipping it, then he showed answer his cell phone, talk for a minute, then have another friend dressed up in the same outfit come in, then they both just sit there….starring at the paraniod bastard…sipping coffee…..i think that will get the paranioa in his veins pumping.
That’s a great idea and I’d love to do something like that but it requires a whole lot of planning in the form of asking people, getting suits, building prototype spaceships.
If I were going to invest that much time I’d finish any one of a thosand projects I’ve started months and/or years ago.
Not that I’m opposed to fucking iwth the paranoid. In fact, I’m pro-fucking-with-the-paranoid. I’d even go so far as to putting a bumpersticker on my truck if I had one. Nothing says committement like a bumpersticker.
DAVE THE CHINK WHO IS NOT A CHINK BUT LOOKS LIKE A CHINK YET GETS CALLED CHINK THINKS HE IS A CHINK BECAUSE HE IS A PARANOID CHINKY MUVA FUKA
THE END!