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Patient zero and interventions

I don’t think I have avian flu but I wish I did because then I might be patient zero and that would be kind of cool. I’d be the guy who destroyed civillization…inadvertently…Woops! Sorry about that. My bad. I didn’t know I was spreading pestilence and death everywhere. Thought it was just the simple flu. […]

Nightmare on Epic

This nightmarish horror producing sound was recorded during an open mic night at Epic Cafe a few weeks ago.
It caused me so much trauma that it wasn’t until I got sick today that I could stomach hearing it again.
There is no video of this travesty. No human being, aside from a few select […]

Bouncing with a cute girl on a trampoline

It’s not nearly as interesting as the title implies.
Last week I was we improvised a bit when we saw the trampoline in the yard. I’m running the camera, the actresss was already on the trampoline and we thought it might be funny.
I think the footage is amusing and vertiginous, if nothing else. It reminds me […]

Ego crush

So I’ve been working on shooting a movie and all throughout the day I’ve been getting more and more ill and now I’m only sitting in this coffeehouse because I’m too tired to walk to my car. The coffee isn’t doing much, the sea of cute girls to watch here has dried up as they […]

Sneak attack

While I’m thinking about it and there’s still some time left…
Today is Pearl Harbor Day here in the US when the Japanese attacked Pearl Bailey at the Harbor Hotel in Las Vegas in 1959.
In commemeration of that tragic day, I’ve been engaging in “SNEAK ATTACK!!!”’s on people throughout the day. Mostly my coworkers but I […]