Call them quick!

There are commie scumbags sitting next to me in Epic. Right here! Next to me people talking about dialectic and rights and stuff.

They just said “justice” and “utilitarianism”. That’s a codeword if ever I  heard a codeword and I’ve heard plenty.

They’re definitely plotting something. Maybe a takeover. Yeah, these commie bastards are plotting a takeover or maybe an overthrow. They’re going to throw over a secondary takeover to throw off the authorities about their real plans.

I should have been recording their conversation for their “trial” at Guantanamo. I’m not doing my duty as a patriot and a citizen and a cook.