Archives

My shadow with a lot of cameras

his is what it looks like in two dimensions when I’m carrying a couple of cameras on an unused mine road:

I’m not sure why it looks like I’m wearing a skirt. Maybe I’m wearing a kilt? It’s possible. You do crazy things when you have a camera in your hands.

Contents under pressure in flame

[note: It was pointed out in a comment that it says “pleasure” not “pressure”. I don’t know how I missed that. Crazy.]

A little resolution is better than nothing

In an offhad way, not at all really related to the email conversation, I got a little resolution to a failed relationship that really failed a year before I realized it was over. If you knew the details you wouldn’t blame me although every woman out there would have known the reality instantly and would […]

Wounded knee

It’s hard to do enough push ups to make holding a 20 lbs weight in 2 feet in front of you for an hour to make a difference and not end up with your arms shaking from the exertion. And then buzzing for an hour afterward because you’ve never actually used your muscles before it […]

Forcing it

I realized I’ve stopped writing today. I’m not sure what the hell happened. My notebook stops sometime around October. Not much in there other than a few notes to remind me of stuff I forgot I’d written in the notebook.
How did I get lost in all that time?
I’d write more right now about The Muffin […]

An etiquette rule I wish people would learn

Never…ever…ever…even if terrorists oozzing with radioactive sores have knives to your entire family’s throats, even if the ninja people come and say they wan to train you for a super-secret super-cool mission of revenge and justice (which would be really cool), even if the president himself calls you and says it’s for the fate of […]

What this is not

This is not a cheese ninja.
This is not a walnut encrusted hat.
This is not purloined purple passion.
This is not greasy fingered Japanese girls wearing crazy boots.
This is not red shoes on a Jesus look-a-like leaving the video store.
This is not an exit.
This is not a not an exit sign.
This is not a subtle homage to […]

What the hell could that mean?

I was just skimming my notebook to see if there was anything in there I shouldn’t have forgotten. If it wasn’t for a notebook, I wouldn’t remember anything at all!.
On a page that would correspond to “not to terribly long ago” there is a note:
Write about the space age dildo and the superheros around the […]

A big budget would be nice

I think I finished a script today that I’d been working on with Dave and, while I think there are a lot of interesting elements in there, we managed to create something so fucking complex that I’d have a tough time shooting it if I had a budget and a real crew.
I do not have […]