This was quite possibly the last time I’ll have The Captain asleep in my lap like that. It makes me kind of sad since I’m a big fan of that cat, but whatcha gonna do. Life has a way of zooming past your desires and blazing its own path.
[note: If you were searching for something weird like "laps and captains" this isn't one of those sites. Sorry to disappoint. It's a kind of masturbation but not a sexual kind. You'd have better luck with bittorrent.]