I was just looking on Google for the spelling and for some maps for the Basque region in Spain. This will make sense in a moment. I also wanted the name of the Basque separatist group for the next post about being surrounded by the New Age.

When I did the search Google came up with the ad for Ebay in this picture below:

I wonder what the shipping cost for a separatist terrorist is these days? Can I get one next day air? What are the color selections and can I get mine customized?

I hope I don’t end up in one of those silly bidding wars. It would be so frustrating to finally find a great deal on a Basque separatist, one that suits my peculiar needs and tastes, the perfect height and color for christsake!, only to have it snatched away by some dickhead with too much time and too fast a finger.