As things do when you work in a kitchen and your tasks are mindless and all consuming at the same time, the notion of having the name “fiesta” came up. Then the thought Wolfgang Fiesta flowed from the depths of the collective unconscious.

Wolfgang Fiesta is a spectacular name. It’s the best name you could have.

Think about it! First of all you’ve got Wolfgang which immediately lends an air of undeserved authority. Probably because of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. That notion is embedded in the zeitgeist now. Wolfgangs are just plain brilliant. How many idiots do you know named Wolfgang? How many stupid Jacks you know?

Then you’ve got “fiesta” which is just damn fun to say as well as implying constant neverending fun too.

You combine Wolfgang with Fiesta and you’ve got the name of a brilliant fun guy which is all I’ve ever wanted to be. A superfun supergenius!

So from now on call me Wolfgang Fiesta and it will be a polemical party in my pants!

Wooo!