Back in the days when Tinky Winkles was a wanted felon accused, but never convicted of smothering nuns with Jell-o, Tinky used to wile away his nights singing show tunes while hiding in the desert out by the old campfire.

One dark and lonely night, the coyotes howling in the distance, Tiny Winkles heard a disturbing sound.

What kind of sound was it?

It was the disturbing sound of a million sinners coming for dinner!

Whatever was Tinky to do? He hadn’t planned for a million sinners coming for dinner. He hadn’t even planned for Bob the Magnificent to stop by and have some pot roast! Bob loves pot roast.

Tinky Winkles thought and he thought. Tinky thinky winky pinky thinky dinky and he thought some big thoughts.

Then Tinky sang the third chorus from a song about Nazis from the Sound of Music and when he did, coyotes brought hundreds, thousands, millions of rotting carcases!

The problem of feeding a million sinners was solved and Tinky Winkles was sooooooo happy he pulled off his pants and did a naked clog dance.

The end.