For as long as I’ve known me, I’ve been directionless. No real motivating impulse egging me on to do grander things. Just some mild interests and curiosities and questions that I follow until something distracts me and I move onto another mild interest.
Why are there no drugs to cure this? I’ve got to imagine the world would be an infinitely more productive place if almost everyone was filled with purpose. I mean…drug companies are spending hundreds of millions of dollars trying to figure out new and unique drugs that can make old people horny. Who needs horny old people?
Is that a good use of societal resources? Horny old people fucking in bushes in parks and movie theaters? I’m all for fucking in parks and theaters but lets keep the wrinkled old people out of it, okay?
Instead, what we need, or more precisely what I could use, are some good drugs that will keep me motivated, focused, and filled with a deep and unabiding sense of a need to finish something I start. Come on Pfizer! Stop with the Viagra and start up with the Compleetor!
Scott, your wit and sarcasm is in sharp focus. You’re on a roll this month. I can barely wait to see what you post around the Ides of March.
I can only image your posts getting loonier by the day as the 14th will be both a full moon and a penumbral lunar eclipse, followed on the 29th by a total solar eclipse (the latter will only be visible to ppl in the Southern hemispere).
Where’s Dick when ya need him?
3 little words…be here now. be HERE now. BE here now. be here NOW . BE HERE. NOW.
damn hippies
I must protest in the strongest possible way your attempts to undermine the development and production of horny-making drugs for old people. Although I am not yet old, I suspect that I may be soon - perhaps as early as next week. The prospect of being old is not a pleasant one. Being both old and not horny? Unthinkable!
Leave the pharmaceutical companys alone. Who asked you anyway?
I feed those bastards all the time through the catering company I work for these days. So I know they’re evil. They shoot lasers from their evil eyes and slaughter christian babies with their claws.
Do you really want those people making you old and horny? They just want you to get old because that way they can control your mind with Matlock reruns.
Don’t let them control you. Be young and horny and cut out the drug pushing middle men.
Come now, you should know that no drug can find you a direction!
You could use drugs and all sorts of fun stuff occasionally to help find a direction, but I’d say that the most to expect from a synthetic pharmaceutical would be a chaos source.
Ehhh… Hello, there. I was poking around deoxy.org and just popped out here.
In the future…a science fictiony type future where everything is bright and shiny and our bodies are continually repaired by nanobots. A future of glorious wonder, interstellar travel and a future where everyone is beautiful and young.
This future drug will be profligate in that Blade Runner movie with bright tones instead of the dark and moody ones. And the androids will definitely dream.