Lately I’ve been getting hundreds and billions of the same idiotic spam comments per day. That neat little feature of the internet has forced me to go to a “moderating all comments” setting which has lead me to become lazy in looking in that pile for real comments.
I think I just managed to accidentally delete two legitimate comments while I was zooming through 200+ spam comments. Sorry about that. Feel free to comment again and tell me how amazingly insightful I am.
You can never comment enough with positive praise or gratuitous offers of sex.
Which, according to the spam comments, it’s available in all shapes, sizes, and prurient interests.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m all for those kinds of interests and fervently hope that people get all their desires fulfilled since I’m not these days but I’d just wish they found their “business” needs on someone else’s comments page especially since none of that crap is getting out into the viewable areas.
Why can’t we just shoot those spamming motherfuckers? In Tucson, where it’s perfectly legal to carry an unconcealed gun, I’d be able to shoot their fucking kneecaps off with only a hearty hurrah from the police.
Someday all the world with be this enlightened and then we’ll live in paradise.
I know you don’t need or want a typo-correction, and I certainly don’t want typos to be any concern, especially since It’s obvious that any typo in your blogging is due to the unbridled passion with which you spew-forth your brain matter, which is of far more value and entertainment and purity than an edited, overcontemplated and therefore contrived entry…. So truly I value your spontonaity over grammar or spelling… far more valuable…. I actually wanted your unedited version of your website for that very reason…
However, that said, I will just not that you left out an “r” in a key word:
prurient (adj.)
1. Inordinately interested in matters of sex; lascivious.
2. Characterized by an inordinate interest in sex: prurient thoughts.
Arousing or appealing to an inordinate interest in sex: prurient literature.
Hey! How did my comment end up with your name on it?
I have no idea why your comment has my name on it. I’ll change that pronto. Let’s just chalk it up to “bugs infesting the doggy” and leave it at that.
Okay. Now that the Carla “the Grande” aka Da Edeetor has forced a change to make english actually factually correct it should be noted that I passed her in the street tonight and she didn’t mention that horrible typo at all. Doesn’t she care?!
That is a very annoying problem, Scott, and I’m sorry to hear that the Internets are plaguing you with this unsolicited crap. Rest assured that your friends and faithfull readers will stand by you in this time of crisis. By the way, did I mention that I can refinance your home and sell you V1agra?
I’d buy some viking viagra. Not only would I be in a happy state for months but raping and setting fire to Britain would be mandatory and I think I’m in the mood for a little pilaging.