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Red burst of celebration
The story
Life makes no sense.
Today I stood around mostly chatting with my coworkers on this slow day. Somewhere else in Tucson guy was working in a refinery and at a hospital a nurse was tending to the dying. In Iraq a Marine was killing someone and an Iraqi was trying to kill that Marine. In […]
A War on the British
Okay. Listen up people. There is a time when a nation must decide to stand up and be counted. There is a time when travesty is too great, when a line has been crossed and nothing more can be withstood. There comes a point in the life of everyone when we must fight for what […]
George Washington
He once held an opponent’s wife’s hand in acid at a party. And four testicles too!
That motherfucker had…like..30 goddamn dicks…
The cycle of desert life
The reason I had stopped in the location below while heading south through Utah into Arizona was so that I could pee on those flowers. It is amazing how much water you can drink while you’re sitting in a quiet car meditating on the road sans discomforting radio/CD noise.
Flowers on the grave. Poignant and amusing […]
Getting the joke
The last horse was fucking your loved ones. This friend of that horse,
gets the joke which is more than most people ever do.
This horse is watching you
Not only is this horse
watching you, it’s probably having sex with your spouse(s).
Pushing the tempo
Okay, so normally I’m not self-aggrandizing here but I noticed that when I put the very old one off joke I shot called Push the Tempo on YouTube I got a few more comments than I did about the Breakdancing Tomato. That made me search for the title and that came up with a few […]
Real religion
The people who were running the Christian women’s conference I helped tape this past weekend had true religion.
The woman got up to the mic, thanked the participants, thanked the speaker, and concluded the evening with the words, “AMEN. Buy the merchandise!”
That’s a real religion. You have to be one dedicated true believer to have […]