…is not against the law is you’re doing it with a video camera at some sort of conference for Christian women. I watched what they were doing for two days and I’m still not quite sure what was going on.

Lots of people talking about Jesus, PRAISE JESUS!, talkking about success, talking about their power, about gaining power, recieving blessings, the evils of lesbians, singing gospelly type songs, and some dancing.

The dancing was my favorite part because it reminded me of Donny Darko and the dance troupe in the movie called Sparkle Motion.

The whole thing was crazy on a billion levels.

I learned many important notions while taping the Single Women in the Body of Christ seminar. The most important is that sex toys are bad.

I never did find out if they were inherently evil or just their application was evil and if it was the application of the sex toy in its standard usage as a vagina stopper and topper, and not as say a weapon of self-defense, then I’d have to guess that a double ended dildo would be really really really bad since it’s tough to kill someone witha double ended dildo.

LORD JESUS! OH GOD WHO BLESSES US AND TREATS US WITH SUCH CONTEMPT! WHO HEAPS UPON US A LINGERING LONGING, A DESPERATE NEED THAT CAN’T BE SATISFIED! LORD JESUS!

FUCK YOU! SERIOUSLY!

THIS WE BESEECH YE!