Okay. Listen up people. There is a time when a nation must decide to stand up and be counted. There is a time when travesty is too great, when a line has been crossed and nothing more can be withstood. There comes a point in the life of everyone when we must fight for what is good and pure and what is light.

I say that this time has come and the British and their thieving evil ways must be stopped before they do anymore harm! A war on terror? Have you seen their teeth? Have you eaten their food?! There are few greater terrors than what the British have unleashed and now they have crossed some sort of line.

They have stolen my tomato.

In this picture,

Ewan McGregor in a tomato suit that looks suspiciously like the tomato suit I had a guy breakdance in last year,

The British must be stopped. They built the African slave trade into a huge globe spanning business. They slaughtered millions during the creation of their defunct empire. They encouraged piracy on the seas of the Caribbean. The British quartered troops in the homes of colonial citizens. They created some of the worse cuisine ever. They are kind of pasty. They starved the Irish. They got all wimpy helping the steam roller of World War II to get moving. They send their crappy dramas to American PBS.

And now, after all that, they thought it just fine and dandy to use a tomato suit in a commercial.

Damn the British. Damn them all to hell. Ewan McGregor can’t even breakdance!

[note: Ewan McGregor has a fan website created by a 21 year old girl who clearly doesn't have the perspective to understand the evil of the British. The American educational system is so bad, all those fans probably think it was an original idea. A war on the American educational system too now that I think about it. Where is Britain? It's to the right of America.]

If Winston Churchill were alive today he’d be spinning in his grave.

Support the War on the British before they do anymore harm to this wonderful place I like to call planet Earth.