http://www.ewav.com/2006/07/26/greedy-priests/ We put the naked pontificating in clog dancing. Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:55:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 http://www.ewav.com/2006/07/26/greedy-priests/#comment-4813 Tony Vila Thu, 27 Jul 2006 16:41:39 +0000 http://www.ewav.com/2006/07/26/greedy-priests/#comment-4813 A man dies and goes to hell. He wakes up in a cheap little motel room. After looking around for a little bit, he discovers that it's not so bad. It has clean sheets, a decent shower, and basic cable. When he goes outside, he sees that Satan is outside in a golf cart. He says "Oh, you're the new guy. I'm here to give you the tour." So Satan drives him around hell showing him all the sights, a pool, a family style italian resturaunt. The guy says "Hey, this isn't so bad." And satan says "Yeah, we like it here. Heaven is better though, they've got premium cable, fancy resturants, and a private lagoon, but we like it here." Then the golf cart turns the corner and the guy sees a flaming pit of naked souls in agony under an apocolyptic sky. "What is that!?" he asks. "Oh, that's for the Catholics," says Satan, "they insisted on it." A man dies and goes to hell. He wakes up in a cheap little motel room. After looking around for a little bit, he discovers that it’s not so bad. It has clean sheets, a decent shower, and basic cable. When he goes outside, he sees that Satan is outside in a golf cart. He says “Oh, you’re the new guy. I’m here to give you the tour.” So Satan drives him around hell showing him all the sights, a pool, a family style italian resturaunt. The guy says “Hey, this isn’t so bad.” And satan says “Yeah, we like it here. Heaven is better though, they’ve got premium cable, fancy resturants, and a private lagoon, but we like it here.” Then the golf cart turns the corner and the guy sees a flaming pit of naked souls in agony under an apocolyptic sky. “What is that!?” he asks. “Oh, that’s for the Catholics,” says Satan, “they insisted on it.”

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