Breathe.
Breathe.
Breathe.
Sip the coffee. Sip the wine.
Eat the food.
Breathe.
Breathe.
Breathe.
Create. Draw. Write. Command. Elude. Inspire.
That guy and that lesbian seem to be writing a screenplay about her life.
“You do this…”
She’s not attractive enough for the movie, for a big screen. They’re going to have to cast a hot lesbian because no one wants to see a real normal looking lesbian on a giant screen who, from the way she’s speaking, is probably deaf. A quite average looking deaf lesbian.
Yeah..I can see the funding for that flooding in after the trailer shows at a lesbian film festival in NYC.
The funny thing is that I once worked with a spectacularly hot lesbian, who was much smarter in raw intelligence than I was but she wanted to be an actress and so she was a receptionist, and now I can’t find her on IMDB except for one tiny mention in a crappy NYU student film. She’d be perfect for a lesbian themed comedy.
Such are the vagaries of acting and film.
(If I shot it I might be able to wrestle her again…she was the hottest lesbian I’ve ever wrestled…good times…)
Breathe.
Breathe.
Breathe.
Take in the good air and let out the bad air.
Breathe.
How many good ideas are there and how many succeed? It’s insane perseverance that makes the world go ’round.
A fucking deaf lesbian comedy…
Man, I wished I’d thought of that. It’s going to get funding from lesbian and cultural diversity groups just from that slug line. “It’s a deaf lesbian comedy!” $5million without even asking for it. Distribution in all the major US cities and definitely in London, Paris, Berlin and a few Scandinavian countries.
Why couldn’t I be an ugly deaf lesbian? Man, I’d have $50million in cash in the bank now with a three picture deal from the Weinsteins who’d be screwing me with every legalistic bullet point.
Fuck.
Breathe.
Breathe.
Breathe.
It’s so obvious. A deaf lesbian action picture. She’s a deaf lesbian who has been picked on one too many times. A deaf lesbian superhero action comedy!!!
I’d get on that if I were motivated in any way.
Fucking motivated deaf lesbians get all the glory and the hot lesbians.
Breathe.