dirty toilets get us sicko
feces contaminate our food
ecoli the silent enemy
doody laden faucets thwart
a germ free existence
evading decontamination
germs escape soapy attempts
washing and rinsing we
shut off the tap
fouled yet again
no more doody in my spinach
animal excrement runoff
contaminates more than one product.
Enjoy your lunch
restrooms are germy
even angels fear to tread
do not touch a thing
moist towlettes are small
I save them from Red Lobster
I’ll wash here, thank you
flush toilet with shoe
burn shoe outside for safety
no sewage on toes
People are unclean
The only way to be sure
Nuke it from orbit
Nuke it from orbit?
But what about the puppies?
And the cleaning bill?!
Maybe too extreme…
Must eradicate the germs.
How ’bout bleach sprinklers?
Germs can be your friends
Take them for a walk Sunday
Buy them a snowcone.
“Potties are dirty,”
Mama whispered to her boy.
“Soap can be your friend.”
dirty toilets get us sicko
feces contaminate our food
ecoli the silent enemy
doody laden faucets thwart
a germ free existence
evading decontamination
germs escape soapy attempts
washing and rinsing we
shut off the tap
fouled yet again
no more doody in my spinach
animal excrement runoff
contaminates more than one product.
Enjoy your lunch