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Elvis dances with a tomato

Some people like to think that Elvis’ evil as no bounds. I like to think that tomatoes too have no bounds. Boundless tomatoes that wear sombreros and engage in 1960’s lounge singer style antics are surely a match for a fake Elvis.
They battled long and they battled hard. In the end there was no clear [...]

Baby pleads, fake Elvis is ravenous

The baby pleads with the cameraman for salvation from fake Elvis who laughs with glee at the evil he is perpetuating. Elvis…evils? Coincidence?
There are no coincidences, you fool!
Only Elvis evils!!!

If six were nine

I was coming back from being soaked in a rainstorm on Mt. Lemmon, listening to the iPod, when a Jimmi Hendrix song played, “If Six Was Nine”.
Now the very title belies having taken a LOT of psychedelics but what’s important to me though are these lines that struck me on the way down the mountain,
Don’t [...]