Kris and I think your site should also become the #1 google result for “Labia Floss”. I think it’d be a great lesbian punk band, but the odds of you starting a lesbian punk band seem slimmer than the odds of getting you to be #1 in a google result, and I’m all about reasonable expectations.
PS. Please don’t put your face in a bucket of spiders. they could get up your nose, and that would make me squirmy just thinking about it.
But how cool would it be to sneeze spiders onto someone in a supermarket? That would get a wonderful response.
By the way, if I’m ever going to start a band it will be the Perverted Monkey Minds and I’m the only person to have ever put those words together that way too. I’m just not cut out to be a lesbian.
Hey, no fair! I was *just* about to enter that very phrase in the Google search box.
Maybe you should do it…put your face in a bucket of spiders and then have a photo posted to flickr. That way everyone will know you were number one.
Kris and I think your site should also become the #1 google result for “Labia Floss”. I think it’d be a great lesbian punk band, but the odds of you starting a lesbian punk band seem slimmer than the odds of getting you to be #1 in a google result, and I’m all about reasonable expectations.
PS. Please don’t put your face in a bucket of spiders. they could get up your nose, and that would make me squirmy just thinking about it.
But how cool would it be to sneeze spiders onto someone in a supermarket? That would get a wonderful response.
By the way, if I’m ever going to start a band it will be the Perverted Monkey Minds and I’m the only person to have ever put those words together that way too. I’m just not cut out to be a lesbian.