My boss’ nearly two year old son hates sleeping. Seems to think he’s missing out on stuff when asleep so when his babysitter tried to put him in bed a few days ago as he was so tired he could barely stand with the admonition, “You have to sleep!” he replied, “NO SLEEP…HAVE FUN!”
A friend [...]
You gotta be careful when you pee on a fire hydrant. It could turn you all electrified!