Never pull down! Ever!
Filed Under (photos) by scott on 04-08-2009
This helicopter blade had some useful information on it. Never pull down! The other side of the blades said, “Never stand up!” The bottom of the helicopter probably said, “Warning! Helicopters landing on you can be dangerous. Move out of the way when a helicopter lands!”
When did we start labeling the world with obvious signs and warnings? Why is this happening? Who are the people that have to make up these warnings?And more importantly, who are the people that need these warnings?
Everywhere you go there are helpful, but obvious, warnings. Electricity is dangerous. Driving while drunk and wearing nothing but a gimp mask is dangerous. Using knives in a kitchen? WARNING! This knife may have a sharp edge. Do not use even with caution!
Warning! Life ends in death! Sit in bubble surrounded by chain mail armor and pillows!
Caution water can be wet! Warning sharks wearing tutus!
Hazardous government ahead! Warning! Lobbyists at play, carry cash!
CAUTION! Toothpaste may produce bubbles! Do not be alarmed you probably do not have rabies but have a certified physician check to be sure!
Extreme warning! Weather may change at some point!
Warning! Never eat a banana on a roller coaster!
Warning labels are the sign of the death of a once great nation. The people that demand they be there are Satan’s minions lowering the standards.
