The hemp string is in a shop called the Hippie Gypsy. Hemp string for hippies! While I can appreciate the peace and free love hippie ethic, not everything has to be made from hemp. Hemp soap, clothes, shoes, burgers, condoms..at some point it borders on the absurd and ridiculous.

If only it were a real glowing chicken and not a neon sign. Then you’d have light to read by and fresh eggs in the morning. Let’s hope some entrepreneurial home genetic experimenter figures out how to make a neon glowing chicken soon so we’ll finally be free from the oppression of the dark chickens. I’d like my chicken in vibrant green or a dark amber.

Sometimes it’s fun to hide in the bushes and wait for the sun to set. This is better, obviously, if you wear clown masks and carry cream pies to throw at passersby although it’s still a fun summer past time for the whole family. Take your kids out today and hide in the bushes waiting for the sun to set.

This logo made me ponder what the fire department is dealing with if they have a classic nuclear waste symbol and a little person holding what appears to be a woman’s handbag in their Hazardous Materials Control Team logo? And if they are a “team” do they have cheerleaders?

What could that beam of light from the heavens be seaking out? Does god need good oatmeal cookies?