Push the Tempo

I think this one off joke, beaten into the fucking ground, like a deluded pigeon standing up to a steamroller, speaks volumes to the great swaths of humanity who, being poor and downtrodden, beaten down by The Man, obviously, spend their lives driving crappy cars to and fro.

Lessons learned by doing this little project:

1. Never push a car on the top of a hospital parking lot the day after September 11, 2001. That will get you questioned by security real fast.
2. The one thing you absolutely should never do is try to drive a 1986 Ford Tempo through the California desert in the summer. That was fucking

stupid.

That said and understood by anyone and everyone out there possessing a brain, here is the video I made in homage to that piece of crap car and the really fun song by Fat Boy Slim off Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars called “Ya Mama”.

The joke should be incredibly obvious and it should only have been 30 seconds long but it was the first video project I did and I was enamoured with myself and my ability to push a Ford Tempo through Tucson in August and September.